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The Piper and the Pooka

One night the piper was coming home from a house where there had been a dance, and he half drunk, when he came to a little bridge that was up by his mother's house, he squeezed the pipes on, and began The Pooka (a goblin) came behind him, and flung him on his own back. There were long horns on the Pooka, and the piper got a good grip on them, and then he said, "Destruction on you, you nasty beast, let me go home. I have a ten-penny piece in my pocket for my mother, and she wants snuff."playing the "Black Rogue."

"Never mind your mother," said the Pooka, "but keep your hold. If you fall, you will break your neck and your pipes."

Then the Pooka said to him, "Play up for me the Shan Van Vocht." "I don't know it," said the piper.

"Never mind whether you do or you don't," said the Pooka. "Play up and I'll make you know."

The piper put wind in his bag, and he played such music as made himself wonder.

"Upon my word, you're a fine music-master," says the piper, then: "But tell me where you're bringing me."

"There's a great feast in the house of the Banshee, on the top of Croagh Patric, tonight," says the Pooka, "and I'm for bringing you there to play music, and, take my word, you'll get the price of your trouble." "By my word, you'll save me a journey, then," says the piper, "for Father William put a journey to Croagh Patric on me, because I stole the white gander from him last Martinmas."

The Pooka rushed him across hills and bogs and rough places, till he brought him to the top of Croagh Patric. Then the Pooka struck three blows with his foot, and a great door opened, and they passed in together into a fine room.

The piper saw a golden table in the middle of the room, and hundreds of old women sitting around it. The old women rose up and said, "A hundred thousand welcomes to you, you Pooka of November. Who is this you have with you?"

"The best piper in Ireland," says the Pooka.

One of the old women struck a blow on the ground, and a door opened in the side of the wall, and what should the piper see coming out but the white gander which he had stolen from Father William.

"By my conscience, then," said the piper, "myself and my mother ate every taste of that gander, only one wing, and I gave that to Moyrua [Red Mary), and it's she told the priest I stole his gander."

The gander cleaned the table, and carried it away, and the Pooka said, "Play up music for these ladies."

The piper played up, and the old women began dancing, and they were dancing until they were tired.

Then the Pooka said to "Pay the piper," and every old woman drew out a gold piece, and gave it to him.

"By the tooth of Patric," said he, "I'm as rich as the son of a lord."

"Come with me," says the Pooka, "and I'll bring you home."

They went out then, and just as he was going to ride on the Pooka, the gander came up to him, and gave him a new set of pipes. The Pooka was not long until he brought him to Dunmore, and he threw the piper off at the little bridge, and then he told him to go home, and says to him,

"You have two things now that you never had before-you have sense and music."

The piper went home and he knocked at his mother's door, saying, "Let me in, I'm as rich as a lord, and I'm the best piper in Ireland." "You're drunk," said the mother.

"No indeed," says the piper, "I haven't drunk a drop."

The mother let him in, and he gave her the gold pieces, and "Wait now," says he, "til you hear the music I'll play."

He buckled on the pipes, but instead of music, there came a sound as if all the geese and ganders in Ireland were screeching together. He wakened the neighbors, and they were all mocking him, until he put on the old pipes, and he played melodious music for them; and after that, he told them all he had gone through that night.

The next morning when his mother went to look at the gold pieces, there was nothing there but the leaves of a plant.

The piper went to the priest, and told him the story, but the priest would not believe a word from him, until he put the pipes on him, and then the screeching of the ganders and geese began.

"Leave my sight, you thief," says the priest.

But nothing would do the piper till he put the old pipes on him to show the priest that his story was true.

He buckled on the old pipes, and he played melodious music, and from that day till the day of his death, there was never a piper in the County Galway was as good as he was.